
Penitent Wind
Learning to live with penile flatus
For several months, I blamed the radiator. Then I attended a conference in a hotel with underfloor heating.
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Finding my second anus at forty-seven.
There is an age at which a man begins to suspect he has missed something.
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Learning to live with penile flatus
For several months, I blamed the radiator. Then I attended a conference in a hotel with underfloor heating.
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Finding purpose in midlife lactation
I had been Head of Procurement for eleven years when I first let down. We were discussing printer contracts.
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When my hair began leaving for another man
The first hair I found on my colleague’s jacket could easily have been a coincidence. Then he developed my parting.
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Distal spermatogenesis and the modern sock
For many years, men reporting reproductive activity below the knee were referred to podiatry. Podiatry referred them back.
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On nasal ovarian activity and the obligations of becoming oneself
The discovery was made during a routine examination for a persistent sense of obstruction. The question of who might follow required a separate department.
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Coming to terms with a change in one’s movements
The first sock was small enough to dismiss. There was a heel. I waited until my wife had finished her breakfast.
Read the accountExperience, reassurance and the occasional unresolved grievance.
“Lovely that your employer was supportive. Mine put me on a performance improvement plan for failing to produce semi-skimmed.”
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